Besides facebook, one online site that i visit everyday to check daily updates would be :
www.fmylife.com
Some of the posts are freaking hilarious. There are also some which are just boring and lame!.
When i was checking for updates last night, i found some tt were really funny.
Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from facebook requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walks up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then says: "Could you hold me my drink?" and goes to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML.

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